Reefer Report Card Vol. 28: The Rescheduling That Wasn’t

Week of December 13 through December 20, 2025
_{Filed Under: The Week in Weed}

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This was the week cannabis got relabeled and sold back to the public as progress. Headlines declared victory. Markets reacted. Commentators cheered. Meanwhile, prohibition remained fully intact. Nothing material changed for patients, workers, immigrants, tenants, or anyone still vulnerable to enforcement. The gap between narrative and reality has rarely been wider.

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STATEHOUSE HEADLINER

Cannabis did not get legalized. It did not get rescheduled. It did not get freed from federal control. It got moved on paper, and even that move came wrapped in process, delay, and discretion. Schedule III was presented as reform, but it left the core machinery of prohibition untouched. Arrest authority remains. Employment testing remains. Immigration penalties remain. Federal housing and benefits consequences remain.

Pot Culture Magazine’s reporting in The Schedule III Scam made the truth unavoidable. This was a relabeling maneuver that preserved control while offering political cover. The system kept its leverage. The public got a press release.
Grade: F

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GOVERNMENT CLOWN CAR AWARD

This week’s award goes to everyone who celebrated before reading past the headline. Media outlets ran victory laps without asking what Schedule III actually changes. Commentators declared the end of prohibition without checking the enforcement authority. Markets surged on optimism detached from law.

The result was a wave of misinformation dressed up as momentum. When scrutiny arrived, the fine print told a different story. Cannabis did not move forward. The story just moved faster than the facts.
Grade: F

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REGULATOR ROULETTE

Agencies stayed silent while confusion spread. No immediate rulemaking appeared. No enforcement guidance followed. No timelines were clarified. The agencies with actual authority kept it. The agencies offering reassurance had none.

This is how reform theater works. Announce first. Clarify later. Let the public argue while institutions retain discretion. The regulatory wheel spun, but it did not land anywhere new.
Grade: D

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PATIENT RIGHTS WATCH

For patients and workers, nothing changed. Drug testing still punishes lawful use. Medical patients still face workplace discipline. Veterans still navigate systems that refuse to recognize cannabis as care. Housing access remains conditional. Immigration consequences remain severe.

Schedule III did not fix daily reality. It did not protect vulnerable users. It did not remove stigma. It simply shifted a label while leaving people exposed to the same risks they carried last week.
Grade: D

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INTERNATIONAL HEAT CHECK

Abroad, the performance confused more than it inspired. Countries watching U.S. cannabis policy saw another example of reform language masking control. Markets hesitated. Regulators waited. Patients abroad gained no clarity.

The United States continues to export uncertainty while pretending it exports leadership. This week reinforced the lesson that headlines are not a substitute for infrastructure.
Grade: C

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FINAL GRADE

This week will be remembered for what it claimed, not what it did. Cannabis was not freed. Prohibition was not dismantled. The system adjusted its language and kept its power.

Progress requires material change. This was a presentation.
Final Grade: F

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