For the Culture By The Culture
Cannabis rescheduling keeps resurfacing in headlines, then vanishing without action. This feature breaks down how federal officials repeatedly float reform language, let deadlines pass, and leave the law untouched. By tracing the mechanics behind the stall, the piece exposes why delay is intentional, who benefits from it, and why cannabis reform remains trapped in federal limbo.
Mike Tyson just launched a full-court press on the federal weed system. Joined by athletes and artists, he’s demanding President Trump reschedule cannabis, release prisoners, and stop treating legal operators like criminals. The DEA is stalling. Congress is hiding. The champ is not. This is the culture punching back, one haymaker at a time.
In a bizarre twist of bureaucratic brilliance, the DEA has reclassified marijuana as a leafy green vegetable—officially adding it to the American food pyramid. From salad bowls to school lunches, the War on Drugs just got edible. Satirical? Yes. Unbelievable? Barely.
