We've all been there—one hit too many, a brownie that lied, and now you're deep in the paranoia zone. But don’t panic. This Stoner Survival Guide has all the tricks to help you keep your cool, look normal, and survive your highest moments. From eye contact mastery to the right way to speak, walk, and dodge suspicion, we've got you covered.
Baked & Bizarre: The Strangest Things Stoners Have Ever Ordered While High
When you're high, food cravings hit differently. But some stoners take it to the next level—ordering insane late-night snacks that make no sense sober. From pickle-covered ice cream to burgers with 20 extra slices of cheese, here’s the wildest, real-life munchie madness ever recorded.
Edibles Gone Wild: The Craziest Cannabis Treats of 2025
The cannabis edibles market has evolved dramatically, showcasing innovative options beyond traditional brownies and gummies. Products like THC-infused hot sauce and sparkling sodas blend culinary artistry with cannabis, appealing to diverse tastes. From versatile cannabutter to gourmet oils and dissolvable powders, the edibles landscape offers exciting, customizable experiences for consumers.
Elevated Halloween Treats: Cannabis-Infused Recipes for a Haunted Night In
This Halloween, elevate your celebrations with simple cannabis-infused treats that forego elaborate costumes. Discover recipes for Spooky Pumpkin Spice Brownies, Cannabis Caramel Apples, Witch’s Brew Hot Chocolate, Monster Munch Popcorn, and Ghoulish Green Goo Gummies. Enjoy these delightful, hassle-free bites, but remember to pace your consumption for a safe experience.
The Ultimate Stoner’s Guide to Halloween Candy: Sweet Treats to Satisfy Your Munchies
What’s better than Halloween candy? Halloween candy with a joint! Check out the top 10 stoner-approved treats that pair perfectly with a high and some spooky vibes. From Sour Patch Kids to Reese’s, these snacks will make your munchies magical
Cannabis-infused Ice Cream and Sorbet (A Subscriber Delight)
Cool down with homemade cannabis-infused ice creams and sorbets! Discover easy and delicious recipes that combine the refreshing flavors of summer with the relaxing effects of cannabis