Stoner Survival Guide: How to Act Normal When You’re Way Too High

We've all been there one hit too many, a brownie that lied, and now you're deep in the paranoia zone. But don’t panic. This Stoner Survival Guide has all the tricks to help you keep your cool, look normal, and survive your highest moments. From eye contact mastery to the right way to speak, walk, and dodge suspicion, we've got you covered.

Blunt Glue: The Sticky Truth About Safety

Blunt glue claims to be the cleaner, more secure way to roll—but is it really safer? With zero FDA oversight, no combustion testing, and unregulated ingredients, you might be inhaling more than just smoke. We break down what’s actually in blunt glue, the risks, and whether saliva is still the safer option.

Fear-Mongering 101: The Media’s Weed Problem

Another study, another misleading headline. The media is at it again, twisting nuanced cannabis research into fear-mongering clickbait. Here’s what The Independent got wrong and why this keeps happening

David Krumholtz, CHS & The Real Conversation We Need

Actor David Krumholtz, known for stoner films, experienced Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome (CHS) after heavy cannabis use, suffering severe symptoms. His story highlights the misunderstandings and media sensationalism surrounding CHS, which can mislead public perception and foster fear. Krumholtz advocates for more research and responsible discussions rather than panic-driven narratives.

Cough to Get Off? The Biggest Stoner Myth, Debunked

We’ve all heard it: “You gotta cough to get off.” But does hacking up a lung actually make you higher? Science says no. Coughing is just your body rejecting hot smoke, and any “extra high” is just oxygen deprivation tricking your brain. Here’s why this classic stoner myth is total BS and what actually gets you higher.

Edibles vs. Smoking: Which Actually Gets You Higher?

Which gets you higher—edibles or smoking? The answer isn’t just about dosage—it’s about how your body processes THC. While smoking hits fast and fades quickly, edibles take their time but pack a much stronger, longer-lasting punch. If you’re looking for control, stick with a joint or bong. Want an intense, all-day ride? Buckle up for edibles.

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