From the UK’s gummy bear hysteria to Illinois breaking expungement records, this week’s cannabis chaos hits every note. Texas expands and vetoes, Thailand reverses reform, and Chicago bans smell-based car searches. Reefer Report Card returns with a global pulse check on weed policy, culture, and absurdity. Nothing escapes the gradebook.
Scare Bears: Fear & Chewing in the UK
A new Telegraph article claims cannabis gummies could damage your heart, but the science doesn’t back the hysteria. We take their claims apart and show how fear-mongering headlines continue to distort cannabis facts. At a time when real education is needed, sensationalist reporting is the real threat.
Bali’s Big Bust: Death Penalty Weed Charges for Three Foreigners
Bali just made it crystal clear, bring weed and you might leave in a coffin. An American, an Australian, and an Indian national now face Indonesia’s brutal drug penalties, including death. It wasn’t much weed, but in Bali, that doesn’t matter. This isn’t just a bust, it’s a warning shot for tourists worldwide.
Canada’s Cannabis Boom Was Bullshit
Canada says legal weed added $9.1 billion to the economy. But behind the GDP spin is a collapsing system where small growers get crushed, megacorps eat everything, and the product gets worse. Legalization was supposed to fix the market. Instead, it handed it over to the highest bidder and called that progress.
Thailand Got High On Its Own Supply
Thailand promised a green revolution, but delivered chaos. After a wild two-year run as Asia’s weed haven, the country is now rolling it back hard. With new laws restricting cannabis to medical use only, thousands of dispensaries face extinction, and global smugglers are getting caught. This is what happens when a country legalizes first and figures out the rules later.
From Court to Cannabis: The Jarred Shaw Saga
Jarred Shaw is facing execution in Indonesia for allegedly importing THC gummies. This hard-edged feature exposes the brutal disconnect between American cannabis normalization and global drug laws, where edibles can mean death. A raw look at the price of ignorance across borders.