For the Culture By The Culture
Chasing the highest THC number is a scam. Inflated lab results, marketing hype, and consumer obsession turned cannabis into a scoreboard. Here’s why THC percentages don’t mean what you think, and how to choose better flower, find honest growers, and trust your own high instead of the label.
Legal weed brought affordability, but also an avalanche of mids. This feature exposes how cheap, low-grade cannabis has become the norm, watering down the culture and dulling the connoisseur edge that once defined real stoner standards. It’s a call to reclaim quality, flavor, and pride before “good enough” becomes the industry’s final word.
You took an edible at noon. Now you’re sweating, spiraling, and trying not to cry behind a porta-potty. From hydration hacks to panic code words, this stoner survival guide is here to help you ride the edible wave without crashing in the middle of Trombone Shorty’s set. Because nobody wants to melt down at a music fest.
White ash is not the gold standard—it's just a stoner myth. This article breaks down five better ways to tell if your bud is clean, high-quality, and safe to smoke. From smell to burn behavior to smoking methods, we’re showing you how to ditch the hype and upgrade your standards.
We've all been there—one hit too many, a brownie that lied, and now you're deep in the paranoia zone. But don’t panic. This Stoner Survival Guide has all the tricks to help you keep your cool, look normal, and survive your highest moments. From eye contact mastery to the right way to speak, walk, and dodge suspicion, we've got you covered.
Blunt glue claims to be the cleaner, more secure way to roll—but is it really safer? With zero FDA oversight, no combustion testing, and unregulated ingredients, you might be inhaling more than just smoke. We break down what’s actually in blunt glue, the risks, and whether saliva is still the safer option.
