Baked & Bizarre: The Strangest Things Stoners Have Ever Ordered While High

^{Filed Under: Stoner Munchies Gone Wrong}

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When the munchies hit, all bets are off. Stoners have been known to concoct some of the most bizarre and imaginative food orders, blending flavors and textures that defy culinary logic. These real-life tales from the trenches of late-night cravings offer a hilarious glimpse into the high mind’s gastronomic adventures.

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Take, for instance, the Uber Eats customer who craved scallops paired with boiled eggs. This unlikely duo raises eyebrows but apparently satisfied someone’s late-night hankering. In another daring combination, a patron ordered fajitas alongside French onion soup, merging Tex-Mex with classic French cuisine in a single meal.

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THC and food cravings go hand in hand but add a little pregnancy hunger to the mix, and you get burnt toast with butter. One expectant Uber Eats user specifically asked for their bread to be toasted “blackened”, apologizing for the odd request but attributing it to pregnancy cravings.

Customization is key when you’re high, and some take it to the extreme. Consider the individual who requested 20 times the normal amount of green onions on their dish, expressing their undying love for garnish and willingness to pay extra. Another cheese enthusiast ordered a burger with every extra cheese option available, pleading for the maximum amount of cheese and extra mayo.

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Sauce aficionados aren’t left out either. One customer implored the restaurant to drench their sandwich until it was falling apart, even requesting an extra cup of juice on the side. Another wanted their meal “wet” with spicy mayo, asking for the condiment both as a base and topping, emphasizing the need for an extra saucy experience.

These stories highlight the whimsical and boundary-pushing nature of stoner cuisine. Whether it’s combining sweet and savory, piling on excessive toppings, or inventing entirely new flavor profiles, the high mind knows no limits when it comes to satisfying the munchies.

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