The Ultimate Stoner-Friendly Halloween Movie Marathon

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Halloween is creeping up, and there’s no better way to spend a spooky night than with some classic horror flicks, a joint in hand, and your favorite snacks. Whether you’re in it for the laughs or the chills, we’ve got the ultimate lineup of stoner-friendly horror films that’ll keep you entertained, elevated, and maybe even a little freaked out.

So, grab some edibles, roll one up, and settle in for a marathon that perfectly blends horror and humor with just the right dose of weed references.

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1. Shaun of the Dead (2004) – IMDb 7.9
Where to watch: Amazon Prime, Peacock
Edgar Wright’s horror-comedy masterpiece is a must-watch. Following Shaun and his buddy Ed, as they fumble their way through a zombie apocalypse, this movie is perfect for those who love a mix of sharp British humor and stoner-worthy antics. Honestly, it’s got it all—zombies, laughs, and a ton of “wait, did that just happen?” moments that’ll keep you hooked.

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2. Friday the 13th (1980) – IMDb 6.4
Where to watch: Max, Amazon
This is a slasher classic. There’s something about watching camp counselors smoke a little weed before meeting their doom that adds an extra layer of fun to the horror. Jason’s machete-wielding madness aside, it’s the kind of film that reminds you not to get too comfortable while watching—because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

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3. The Cabin in the Woods (2012) – IMDb 7.0
Where to watch: Hulu, Peacock
The best way to describe Cabin in the Woods is a mind-bender that loves messing with your expectations. Marty, the stoner of the group, might just be the smartest one, and his paranoia (thanks to some high-grade weed) ends up being more than justified. This one is perfect if you’re in the mood for a movie that’s as clever as it is freaky.

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4. Halloween (2007) – IMDb 6.0
Where to watch: Peacock
Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween is brutal, bloody, and exactly what you need when you’re craving something a bit more intense. With teens lighting up before meeting Michael Myers, it’s a classic example of horror’s “bad decisions lead to bad outcomes” trope. But hey, it’s Halloween, so you’ve gotta embrace the dark side.

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5. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) – IMDb 6.2
Where to watch: Amazon Prime
Few movies can create the same level of tension and dread as this one. It’s a remake, but it hits hard, especially when you’re elevated and totally immersed. Weed-smoking road trippers getting tangled up with Leatherface is the perfect recipe for a horror night you won’t forget. Maybe you can just keep the lights on for this one.

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6. Scary Movie (2000) – IMDb 6.2
Where to watch: Amazon
Let’s be real—sometimes you just want to laugh your ass off, and Scary Movie is the perfect choice. From its over-the-top jokes to the non-stop parodies of classic horror films, it’s the ultimate stoner comedy for those who don’t take their scares too seriously. Plus, there’s plenty of weed humor to keep you entertained.

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7. Zombieland (2009) – IMDb 7.6
Where to watch: Amazon Prime
With Woody Harrelson on a zombie-killing rampage and Jesse Eisenberg trying to survive a post-apocalyptic world, Zombieland offers the perfect mix of stoner humor and undead mayhem. And if you’re into classic munchies, you’ll definitely appreciate Harrelson’s obsession with Twinkies throughout the movie.

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8. Poltergeist (1982) – IMDb 7.3
Where to watch: Amazon
An 80s classic, Poltergeist is perfect if you’re looking for some legit scares. It’s not just about ghosts—it’s about the eerie atmosphere that creeps up on you. Oh, the parents light up a joint in one scene. This movie is a slow burn (pun intended) that’ll mess with your mind, especially during a smoke session.

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9. Idle Hands (1999) – IMDb 6.2
Where to watch: Amazon Prime
In this campy horror-comedy, a stoner’s hand becomes possessed and starts killing people. Yep, it’s just as ridiculous as it sounds—and that’s exactly why it works. The humor, the absurdity, and the casual weed references make Idle Hands a solid choice when you’re high and looking for something fun and gory.

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10. The Cabin in the Woods (2012) – IMDb 7.0
Where to watch: Peacock
The movie starts as a regular teen horror flick, but it quickly flips the script with its genius meta-horror commentary. Marty’s stoned insights are hilariously on point, making this the ultimate blend of laughs and legit scares. It’s a wild ride you’ll be glad you signed up for.

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Pack a Bowl and Press Play
So there you have it—our top picks for the ultimate stoner-friendly Halloween movie marathon. Whether you’re looking for belly laughs, brutal kills, or clever twists, these films have you covered. Grab your crew (or enjoy solo), roll one up, and let these movies take your Halloween to the next level. Did we miss a flix? What are your go-to picks for Halloween? Let us know in the comments below.

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